2026 Comics | baron.ninja

August

Free Pizza

08-16-2026

Outside a church, Grandma smiles proudly while talking on her phone and says, 'He’s been going to Bible study every week!' Pa stands beside her looking knowingly at a church sign that reads 'BIBLE STUDY' and 'FREE PIZZA.' Pa replies, 'Yeah. I think I know why.'

Were You Old Then Too?

08-09-2026

At a youth football practice, Pa and Grandma sit along the sideline while Kid-2 stands nearby in his football uniform holding his helmet. Grandma looks at Kid-2 and says, 'Feels like just yesterday I was watching your dad out there.' Kid-2 replies, 'Were you old then too?' Pa looks on with an amused expression while other young football players practice in the background.

We'll Ask Grandma

08-02-2026

In a huge sunny backyard field, Kid-2 proudly holds a small garter snake while Kid-3 holds two frogs. A container of toads, a net, and Kid-3's stuffed gray bunny sit in the grass nearby. Kid-2 asks, 'Can we keep them?' Pa calmly replies, 'No. You already have enough pets.' Kid-3 cheerfully answers, 'Okay. We'll ask Grandma.'

July

We Work Here Now

07-26-2026

Kid-2 and Kid-3 stand with Grandma Kelly on the rocky upper ledge of a giant indoor fish tank, dropping food to the fish gathering below. Kid-2 grins and says, 'I think this means we work here now,' while Kid-3 excitedly replies, 'Best day ever.' Down beside the viewing glass, Pa takes pictures with his phone while Kid-1 holds a bright blue Dunkin drink and watches the feeding fish with a grossed-out expression.

Photographic Evidence

07-19-2026

Kid-3 and Kid-2 sit together peacefully on a large blue beanbag in a children’s library, smiling as they share a colorful picture book. Kid-3 is barefoot with her stuffed bunny beside her, while Kid-2 points at the page. Grandma Kelly, wearing an apron labeled Grandma, and Pa peek around a bookshelf. Pa holds up his phone as Grandma says, 'Quick, take a picture. Nobody’s going to believe this.'

Best Day Ever

07-12-2026

Grandma Kelly and Kid-2 sit together in a bright, family-friendly sports restaurant with several televisions showing soccer matches. Kid-2 wears a colorful lei, a grass skirt over shorts, and bright pink Crocs while holding a red Shirley Temple with cherries. His plate of chicken fingers and fries sits on the table, and he says, 'This is the best day ever.' Grandma Kelly smiles warmly beside him with a dark cola and a steak-and-cheese sandwich.

The Aftermath

07-05-2026

Dad stands in the living room holding his phone and looking baffled at all three children asleep by 7:00 PM. Kid-1 is slumped asleep on the couch beside her phone and blue raspberry drink, Kid-2 is sprawled across a beanbag, and Kid-3 is curled up on the rug hugging her stuffed bunny near scattered Legos. A large easel shows Grandma and Pa's packed schedule of fishing, swimming, Legos, lunch, games, ice cream, and dinner out. Dad asks, 'Mom, what did you do to them? They're all sleeping!' and Grandma replies through the phone, 'We kept them busy.'

June

My Socks

06-28-2026

Grandma Kelly, Pa, Kid-1, and Kid-3 wait at the end of the driveway as Kid-2 gets off the school bus wearing Kid-1's bright, obvious socks. Kid-1 points at his feet and asks, 'Are you wearing my socks?' Kid-2 smugly replies, 'You wear them all the time.' Kid-1 answers, 'Yeah, because they are MY socks!' while Grandma Kelly tries not to laugh, Pa watches deadpan with his Pa mug, and Kid-3 points excitedly while holding her stuffed bunny.

Please Don’t Open a Restaurant

06-21-2026

In the kitchen, Kid-3 proudly eats a mustard-and-cheese sandwich while Kid-2 recoils and asks, 'Is that... mustard?' Kid-3 replies, 'And cheese. It’s my recipe!' Kid-1 looks horrified and says, 'Please don’t open a restaurant.' Mom watches with tired amusement while Dad quietly observes.

A Girl Doctor

06-14-2026

The family sits around the dinner table during a cozy evening meal. Kid-3 smiles proudly and says she wants to be a doctor like Mom. Pa asks what kind of doctor she wants to be, and Kid-3 replies, 'A girl doctor,' while Mom looks amused, Grandma Kelly looks delighted, Kid-2 tries not to laugh, and Kid-1 rolls her eyes.

Translation Ready

06-07-2026

Grandson sits on the couch laughing as he asks Alexa, 'How do you say A seal pushed me yesterday in French?' Grandma Kelly looks embarrassed and frustrated while Pa sits nearby with a deadpan expression holding his Pa mug. An Alexa device glows blue on the coffee table.

May

Best Day Ever

05-31-2026

Grandma Kelly and Pa relax in lawn chairs at sunset while Dad grills burgers nearby, Mom rests in scrubs, and the grandkids play in a huge freshly mowed field. Grandma Kelly thinks, 'He mowed the entire field, made dinner, AND we spent time with family... Best Day Ever!'

The Other 10%

05-24-2026

Pa sits in an Adirondack chair by the river looking at his phone, which says '90% certainty: Bobcat.' He thinks, 'Hmm. What's the other 10%?' Several bobcat paw prints are visible in the dirt near his chair. A real bobcat stands in the field above him while Grandma whistles and waves from far away near a white Cape-style house.

Nana Nancy is Dead

05-17-2026

In the living room, a granddaughter points at a family photo of Great Nana Nancy and says, 'That's Great Nana Nancy. She's dead.' Pa shouts from the couch, 'My mom is NOT dead!' while Dad stands nearby looking stunned.

Mother's Day at Grandma's

05-10-2026

At Grandma Kelly's house on Mother's Day, Grandma proudly carries a glazed ham, mashed potatoes, and carrots while announcing she has been cooking since sunrise. Pa sips coffee and jokes, Mom is amazed by the enormous feast, and the family arrives to a table filled with homemade food, pies, flowers, and Mother's Day cards.

Advanced Structural Engineering

05-03-2026

In a children's library, Pa drinks coffee while kids build a dangerously tall, wobbling Lego tower under a 'STEM Learning Center' sign, ignoring a 'Please keep noise to a minimum' sign.

April

Marry Grandma

04-26-2026

A boy explains that he is going to marry Grandma when he is older while Mom and Dad react.

Dump Run Champion

04-19-2026

Dad proudly celebrates a perfect dump run after hauling branches without losing any, while Mom and the kids react.

Model T

04-12-2026

Pa tells Grandma that a Model T just drove by, then delivers the punchline: Ford.

Grilled Cheese Dare

04-05-2026

A young girl proudly asks for a grilled cheese with peanut butter and pickles while Pa and a boy react in horror.

March

Bottomless Fries

03-29-2026

Grandma enjoys bottomless fries at Red Robin while a girl and her friend shop at the mall.

Duct Tape Defense

03-22-2026

A boy explains to Mom, Dad, the principal, and a teacher that his sister only put tape on his mouth one time.

Alexa Again?!

03-15-2026

A young girl keeps playing Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes on Alexa while everyone else loses patience.

Best Day Ever

03-08-2026

A young girl declares it the best day ever after going to the park, having Dairy Queen, and planning to play Roblox.